I gave up coffee

It's been awhile since my last entry and I have to say that my last post was quite absurd. I gave up my beloved coffee with creme, frappuccino, lattes, and Susan my personal latte maker who does improv on the side when she's not at Starbucks making me coffee. Now I have no Susan and it's not heartbreaking. It's not even disappointing. I occasionally crave it but I just say no. Why I gave it up is because I wanted to give it up. That and several other reasons. It seems as though my reasoning changes depending who I talk to so here's all the reasons I said no to coffee:
I become Sulley from Monsters Inc.
It's an addicting lifestyle.
My head would explode without one.
Wasn't helping me loose weight.
I dreamed time & space stopped, no coffee (what would that look like?).
Acid reflux.
Is grass on the other side greener...it seems to be just as green if not greener.
Lent.
I'm not Catholic but it sounded like a good idea, to give something up to get closer to God.
That's it. If I missed anything please let me know.